This day is going to be perfect 
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small 
Everypony will gather round 
Say I look lovely in my gown 
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all. 

This day was going to be perfect 
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small 
But instead of having cake 
With all my friends to celebrate 
My wedding bells they may not ring for me at all. 

I could care less about the dress 
I won't partake in any cake 
Vows, well I will be lying when I say 
That through any kind of weather 
I'll want us to be together 
The [bad word] is I don't care for him at all 

No I do not love the groom 
In my heart there is no room 
But I still want him to be all mine. 

We must escape before its too late 
Find a way to save the day 
Hope, I'll be lying if I say 
I don't fear that I may lose him 
To one who wants to use him 
Not care for love and cherish him each day 

For I also love the groom 
Oh my thoughts he does consume 
Oh Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon. 

Finally the moment has arrived 
For me to be one lucky bride. 

Oh, the wedding we won't make 
He'll end up marrying a fake 
Shining Armor will be 

Mine, all mine. 

This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can't really have it all?