There's this girl I don't know. [bad word] by every year or so.
And if I get the mail before my mom does
Than I'll stay out of trouble. 
She'll change every year, 
even pretty without beer. 
She doesn't care about my hair, 
My car,
My tiny "pee pee" in the mirror.
 [bad word] ] 
Whoo! Yehhh! 
She's finally here. 
Whoo! Yehhh! [bad word] one time a year. 
Whoo! Yehhh! She's finally here. 
Whoo! Yehhh! My playmate of the year. 
She moves me. She makes me grow.
I'm so happy, and boy does it show. 
Now she's going to my head, (she's going to my head).
I'm gonna make this milky clear, 
You're my playmate of the year!

Hello, how are you? 
It's great to see you too. 
Let's grab a sock, it's time to rock. 
And afterwards you never wanna talk. 
We always agree, 
Who's in charge? Here is me! 
We never fight you know I'm right,
It's always straight between you and me.

Let me go down on this girl for a day.
We can spin the bottle, everyone hears her say. 
That I was the best that she's ever had. 
She can be my playmate, she can call me "dad".
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