Ah ha ha,
Webby.
Time to go get 'em,
Ha.

I don't care what none of you say,
I'm a do [bad word] my way.
Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay
'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.

Made myself a name all by myself, [bad word] a record label,
I don't need no help.
Actually I do because I'm broke as [bad word] 
But I'm just gonna do my thang.

I'm a suburban white rapper
But I make it work
And now [bad word]  out the blue
Like a baby smurf.

And yes I plays the perp,
Put that L in rotation,
And I'll be doin' that
Till I catch probation.

Stop yo hatin',
I'm just here laughing
Spittin' intense
But I'm not going
Camping.

Soon to be the champion,
Steadily [bad word] the [bad word] beat till I'm crampin'.
Dancin' around everybody
'Cause you know that
Webby got 'em rollin' deeper than Bikini Bottom
Pick 'em up and drop 'em.

I'm [bad word] driver
Blowin' up in terms of rhyming
And I'm so hard
That nobody could revive 'em.

Rappin' louder than a siren,
When I show up in the ambulance.
They gone scrape you off the floor
Man you'd never stand a chance.

Climb that hill
Like an ant
Top speed accelerate.
But the top
Ain't enough for me
I'll always elevate.

Smokin' that celery
I'm the best flowin'.
Leave your chick knocked up,
Call me Seth Rogen.

Back,
Round two,
I didn't kill 'em with the white noise.
MJ's dead,
Now we need another white boy.

I don't care what none of you say,
I'm a do [bad word] my way.
Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay
'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.

Made myself a name all by myself, [bad word] a record label,
I don't need no help.
Actually I do because I'm broke as [bad word] 
But I'm just gonna do my thang.
 [bad word] the game
Like the banker in Monopoly.
Ain't no one on top of me,
Except the chick sayin,
"Put your [bad word] in me".

I'm [bad word] And I'm probably the illest,
No modesty.
If ain't the nicest white boy,
Then I gotta be.

And I don't need a gun,
Never let the cannon shoot.
Jumpin' over mother [bad word] Call me Crash Bandicoot.

And it's [bad word] 
I'll knock you outta your socks
And your boots.
Eat you like an animal,
I'll put 'em in a sandwich dude.
 [bad word] it you,
When I put it on,
Wax man.
dirty mother [bad word] 
I just hopped out the trash can.

And [bad word] 
I'm gettin' that fam.
My [bad word] s been in more holes
Than my brain's gone in a cat scan.

And battle me son?
You don't really want [bad word]  back with my shield
Or [bad word] back on it.

Spartan to the heart,
I will knock you unconscious.
Flyer than a pilot,
But no relation to Pontius.

toxic avenger,
In to the Twilight Zone,
Bro,
And [bad word] back never. [bad word]  through my veins,
Webby is a beast
And I do my thang.

I don't care what none of you say,
I'm a do [bad word] my way.
Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay
'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.

Made myself a name all by myself, [bad word] a record label,
I don't need no help.
Actually I do because I'm broke as [bad word] 
But I'm just gonna do my thang.

I am who I am
And nobody can change it.
And I'll get through our meet
Till I get myself famous.

pocket full of change
For the day;
I am anxious.
And make myself money
Off a mastery of language.

The portrait's been painted
So [bad word] 
Better back off.
Pick up the mic,
And kill it because I'm that raw.

And the next person [bad word] me to Ash Roth,
Is getting every featu