ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Knights of the Round Table

[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]

We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and [bad word] scenes
With footwork impeccable

   We dine well here in Camelot
   We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot

We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable

   We're opera-mad in Camelot
   We sing from the diaphragm a lo-o-o-o-t

In war we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests, we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable

   It's a busy life in Camelot
   I have to push the pram a lot