Louis:
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If I were a human being
I'd head strait for New Orleans
And I'd blow this horn so hot and strong
Like no one they've ever seen

You've heard of Louis Armsrong, 
Mr. Sidney Bechet?
All those boys gonna step aside
When they hear this old ex-gator play, listen...
 [bad word] solo)

When I'm human
As I hope to be
I'm gonna blow this horn
'Til the [bad word] home
And everyone's gonna bow down to me

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Smack! Smack! I thank you!
I love you too, baby!

Naveen:
When I’m myself again 
I want just the life I had
great big party every night
That doesn't sound too bad

redhead on my left arm
[bad word] on my right
blonde or two to hold the candles
Now that seems just about right
Eh, Louis?

Life is short
When you're done, you're done
We're on this earth 
To have some fun
And that's the way things are

Louis:
Turn ‘em brother!

When I'm human 
And I'm gonna be
I'm gonna tear it up like I did before
And that's the royal guarantee

Tiana:
Your modesty [bad word] you
And your sense of responsibility
I've worked hard for everything I've got
And that's the way it's supposed to be

When I'm a human being
At least I'll act like one
If you do your best each and every day
Good things are sure [bad word] your way

What you give is what you get
My daddy said that 
And I'll never forget
And [bad word] it to you

Louis, Naveen, and Tiana:
When we're human
And we're gonna be

Louis:
I'm gonna blow my horn
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Naveen: 
I'm gonna live the high life

Tiana:
I'm gonna do my best 
To take my place in the sun

Louis, Naveen, and Tiana:
When we're human
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