Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy [bad word] #33;
Augustus Gloop!
So big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile
 [bad word] on!' we cried, 'The time is ripe
To send him shooting up the pipe!
But don't, dear children, be alarmed;
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed,
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit.
Slowly, the wheels go round and round,
The cogs begin to grind and pound;
We boil him for a minute more,
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out [bad word] #33; And now! By grace!
miracle has taken place!
miracle has taken place!
This greedy [bad word]  this louse's ear,
Is loved by people everywhere!
For who could hate or bear a [bad word] 
Against a luscious bit of fudge?"