Hey yo Paul, it's 
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing 
and I know that he's not thrilled about the video 
What does he want to be starting something 
Well, I'll show him who's real bad 

Paul the way you make me feel with these calls 
you should really take a look at the man in the mirror 
and tell him to beat it 
because I won't stop until I can't get enough 

Do you remember the time, 
we we're watching the Billy Jean video? 

Well, it will always be that Michael to me, 
and it doesnt matter if he's black or white 
because I can't stop loving him, 
and I hate plastic surgeons 
and I hope they all [bad word] die 

How do you like that? 
 [bad word]  
and I like him 
I like him a lot 
I want to touch him 
but I can't 

Excuse me, I'm taking a [bad word] 

Sorry 

Anyways, call me back 
I have this idea, about how I want to end the show 
So, hit me when you get this message,  [bad word]  [bad word]  

and by the way no, I don't have a new gun.