Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
And old Leodiensian 
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

I tried to get in my taxi
man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory [bad word] around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible 

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there 

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible 

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot 

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there 

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot