Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date 
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait 
Let me tell ya a story of my situation 
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation 
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert 
She had long hair and a short miniskirt 
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat 
I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who I met 
I whispered in her ear, [bad word] to the picture booth 
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof" 
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah 
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra 
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused 
I said, "How do you like the show?" 
she said, "I was very amused" 
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range 
But when I [bad word] the question, she acted kind of strange 
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend 
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" [bad word] on, I'm not even goin' for it 
This is what I'm goin' sing 

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby 
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby 
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 
But you say he's just a friend 

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time 
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime 
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact 
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq 
Forget about that, let's go into the story 
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me 
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar 
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up 
relationship or some undderstanding 
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin' 
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet 
I had no idea I was in for a treat 
After this was established, everything was cool 
The tour was over and she went back to school 
I called every day to see how she was doin' 
Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin' was brewin' 
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again 
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend" 
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that 
Jus' bust this 

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby 
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby 
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend 
But you say he's just a friend 

So I came to her college on a surprise visit 
To see my girl that was so exquisite 
It was a school day, I knew she was there 
The first semester of the school year 
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm 
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form 
He told me where it was and I as on my way 
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say 
I arrrived in front of the dormitory 
Yo, could you tell me where is door three? 
They showed me where it was for the moment 
I didn't know I was in for such an event 
So I came to her room and opened the door 
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw? 
fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth, 
I was so in shock my heart went down south 
So please listen to the message that I say 
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend