Narwhals Narwhals
swimming in the Ocean
Causing [bad word] 
Cuz they are so awesome

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty White
They beat a polarbear in a fight

Like an underwater Unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
Their the jedi's of the sea!
They stop Cthuly eating ye!

Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals!
  Just dont let them touch your balls!
Narwhals They are narwhals!
  Inventors of the Shishkebab!