I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
The square root of 546 is 23,36664289109
She is correct!
I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail, or will I pass?
I can't be sure...
She can't be sure...
My mind is sharp, my skills intact
My heart is pure...
Her heart is pure...
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't
Oh no, she wasn't
Oh no, I wasn't
Oh no, she wasn't
Oh no, I wasn't prepared for this!