[bad word] spreadin' 'round 
In that Texas town
About that shack outside La Grange 
And you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know 
If you wanna go 
To that home out on the range.
They got a lot of nice girls.

Have mercy.
haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it's fine 
If you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in. 
hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight 
Most every night,
But now I might be mistaken.
hmm, hmm, hmm.

Ah have mercy.