i can't explain glacial motion
or why los angeles don't drop into the ocean
i can't unfold the layers of mystery
or piece together the tragedy of history 
'cuz those lucky suckers they don't have to work
big 3 d billboards and big 30 foot smurfs
and everybody wants to be naked and famous
everybody wanna be just like me i'm naked and famous 

i met a poet said she didn't like the smell of it
then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the [bad word] of it
i met a dj who lived in seclusion reality and sobriety were her only delusions 
and those lucky [bad word] they don't have to work
big 3 d billboards and big 30 foot smurfs
and everybody wants to be naked and famous
everybody wanna be just like me i'm naked and famous 

well don't get a nosebleed don't get upset
we can't be naked and famous just yet
there's a big gold dollar sign on the sunset strip
and you can send your friend a postcard it ain't worth the trip 
everybody wants to be naked and famous
everybody wanna be just like me i'm naked (x3)
everybody wants to be naked and famous
everybody wants to be just like me i'm naked and famous