Tune in to know the newest way death will finally find us.
Tune if for [bad word] incriminating all.
Keep children safe in their beds.
Don't ever [bad word] your neighbors.
Your government will save you.
Color codes your panic level now.
Frightened citizens: better consumers. Ignore expert opinion.
Sensational reporting breeds fear, hides [bad word]  makes money.
The media controls the masses with scare tactics and products.
Abusing the First Amendment, real problems go unnoticed.

Culture of paranoia turns skin into skin color.
Sheep sleep with their guns loaded.
Your neighbors are out to get you.

In suspicion we stand. Stay home.
In suspicion we stand. Lock your doors.