Grandma's got new dentures
To eat the [bad word] on pizza
Been taken out by her daughter
Because she thought she ought'a
The kids are eating snickers
Because they're so delicious
Then there's sticky fingers
And mother loses her knickers

 [bad word] 
Bank [bad word] six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Bank [bad word] with a six pack of beer, then its back to work A.G.A.I.N.

Bar-b-que is cooking
Sausages and chicken
The patio is buzzing
The neighbours they are looking
John is down the fun pub
Drinking lots of lager
Girls and boys are on the game
And all the high streets look the same

REPEAT [bad word] 

Back to work A.G.A.I.N.

REPEAT [bad word]