Skinny was born in a bathtub
 And he grew so incredibly thin
 Even the end of an eye dropper
 Sucked him in

 Skinny never knew any questions
 Skinny never looked at lights
 Skinny sold something
 Every single night

 Skinny sold a soldier toy to me
 Skinny sold a wife
 Skinny sold a suction cup
 And a knife

 Skinny found a hello dolly
 Record in the hall
 He sold it to a [bad word] driver
 In the fall

 (Hello Dolly)

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 All the leaves are off of the oak and
 All the sheep have followed the spoken
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 As I stand out in the open
 All my friends are with you I hope and
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 I can't wait to see you
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 I'm [bad word] on my knees
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