Vunderbar! Eins, zwei, drei...
Guten Tag hop hop
Guten Tag clop clop
Ach du lieber
Und oh boy!
Guten Tag clap clap
Guten Tag slap slap
Ach du lieber
Vat a joy! 
Oh, ve essen und fressen
Und tanze und trinken
Tanzen und trinken
Until ve get stinkin! 
Everybody! 
FRANZ, MAX & LEO:
Guten Tag hop hop
Guten Tag clop clop... 
FRANZ:
Guten Tag
Meine liebe Schatz
So ve hop our hops
Und ve clop our clops
Und ve drink our Schnapps
'Til ve plotz!
Vunderbar! Gentlemen, I like your dancing. 
MAX:
Thank you. 
FRANZ:
You may produce my play... 
MAX:
Excellent! 
FRANZ:
...but only if you vill take the Siegfried Oath.
I solemnly svear... 
MAX & LEO:
I solemnly svear... 
FRANZ:
...to obey the sacred Seigfried Oath... 
MAX & LEO:
...to obey the sacred Seigfriend Oath... 
FRANZ:
...und... 
MAX:
...und... 
LEO:
...und... 
FRANZ:
...never, never, never... 
MAX & LEO:
...never, never, never... 
FRANZ:
...dishonour ze spirit und ze memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler! 
MAX & LEO:
Dishonour the ... Elizabeth? 
FRANZ:
Ja. That vas his middle name.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was descended
from a long line of English queens. 
MAX:
Really? 
MAX & LEO:
Adolf Elizabeth Hitler. 
FRANZ:
Gut! So now I sign your contract. 
MAX:
Ah, you won't regret this.
So, thank you, Herr Liebkind. 
FRANZ:
Broadvay. Wait til they hear about this in Argentina!
Ach, mein lieblings!
Ve're winkin und blinkin
Und clinken und drinken
Our Schnapps
'Til ve plotz!
Heil you-know-who!