Asa oki te (haihai !) gao aratte (haihai !) tanoshii mainichi ga [bad word] yo 
Benkyō mo undō mo yūjō mo pāfekuto demo 
Soto to chū (naka) wa uraomote (haihai !) 
 [bad word] ! [bad word] ! [bad word] tto henshin UMR ! 
 [bad word] ! [bad word] ! [bad word] zenshin UMR ! 
 [bad word] ! [bad word] ! dara tto hōshin UMR ! 

Hontō no sugata wa mō minna ni wa miserare nai no 
Nō [bad word] taka wa tsume kakusu no 
(WARNING ! WARNING !) 

Sentaku suiji shukudai sōji 
Mendokusai (o nīchan yattoi te ～)
Kōra to poteito tari nai! 
Katte ki te yo konbini de (tsuide janpu mo 〜)

Tenshon age te saikōchō (yei ! yei !) 
Saigo no shiage ikuyo 
Fūdo kabutte (yoisho !) suicchi ire te ( seiyā) 
Hajikeyo u (rettsu pāri nai ! yei !) 

Gēmu shi te ( haihai !) [bad word] [bad word] te ( haihai !) arinomama asobitsukuse 
Gūtara maipēsu wagamamaraifu ! 
Honnō no mama ni sarakedaso u ! 

Tayore te (haihai !) yasashiku te (haihai !) sonna o nīchan ga daisuki desu! (hai ! hai ! hai ! haihai !) 
Dakara zutto (yei !) zutto (yei !) issho ni i tai 
Manga mo okashi mo o nīchan mo daisuki da yo 
Soto to chū (naka) wa uraomote ( haihai !)