And if your heart stops beating 
I'll be here wondering 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The ending of your life 
And if you get to heaven 
I'll be here waiting, babe 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The end, and if your life won't wait 
Then your heart can't take this 

Have you heard the news that you're dead? 
No one ever had much nice to say 
I think they never liked you anyway 
Oh take me from the hospital bed 

Wouldn't it be grand?
It ain't exactly what you planned. 
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? 
Ohh dead. 

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish 
You never fell in love 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The ending of your life 
And if you get to heaven 
I'll be here waiting, babe 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The end, and if your life won't wait 
Then your heart can't take this 

Have you heard the news that you're dead? 
No one ever had much nice to say 
I think they never liked you anyway 
Oh take me from the hospital bed 

Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? 
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? 

And in my honest observation 
During this operation 
Found [bad word] in your heart 
(So long)
'Cause now you've got (now you've got) 
Maybe just two weeks to live 
Is that the most the both of you can give? 

One, two, one two three four!

LA LA LA LA LA! 
 [bad word] on, 
LA LA LA LA LA! 
Oh [bad word]  

If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA) (3х)
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
Then why am I dead? 
DEAD!