Of all the extras you're my favorite stand in
When no one else is around in there's always you
And I don't care that you're older than my mother
Cause I don't wanna hang out with those teenage freaks

You're always my second choice
Easily amused my friend
You're not that nice but I'm not really bothered
When I feel ugly I just look at you
I just want somebody I can pester
When I have no better things to do

You're always my second choice
Easily amused my friend

Of all the extras you're my favorite stand in
When no one else is around in there's always you
And I don't care that you're older than my mother
Cause I don't wanna hang out with those teenage freaks

You're always my second choice
Easily amused my friend