Verse 1 
Cause I'm a bachelor 
So [bad word] attachin a 
label to life we're living and imagine a 
future where we won't be living in the past 
I'll be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula 
so if you're bragging then you can forget it 
And if it thunders and if it rains and pours, let it 
And in the morning then it'll hit you that George said it 
They gave him a [bad word]  he returned it for store credit 
but don't be sore yet 
If you got a score, settle it 
cause it's more pleasure with 
Fun before etiquette 
Get up on the table and pour your drinks 
get it, but 
don't be boneheaded 
it's for your own benefit 
I'll be getting open and seeking my seventh heaven irreverent, while you be seeking a reverend or Pope Benedict 
you got a stick where the sun don't shine? 
well that's fine 
But remember that 

Verse 2 
all I wanna do is get my mind right 
if I'm looking at tomorrow check my eyesight 
all i'm gonna focus on's this fine night 
cause all I know this life is finite 
never neverland isn't more than a legend and so I gotta be digging the present session and getting this 
wedging myself up into the wettest crevices, effortless 
grabbing a piece of the flesh, if you love it then why fight 
some people slower than a nineties modem 
wanna see the nips, it's a while to loadem 
if life is a woman she's got some epic [bad word] and I wanna get up in it and live it and motorboatem 
Cause I wanna see the cool and the classy 
And I wanna see the [bad word] and the nasty 
Cause if it's real [bad word] 
Lemme feel it 
And if you can't deal