[bad word] 
 The way you shake it, I can't believe it
 I ain't never seen an [bad word] like that
 The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
 Doing, doing, doing

 I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be [bad word]  I ain't never seen an [bad word] like that
 The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
 Doing, doing, doing

 The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
 She's shaking that [bad word] to that new nelly jam, I
 Think someones at the door
 But I don't think I'm gonna answer
 Police saying "freeze"
 Doing, doing, doing
 What do you mean freeze?
 Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
 I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
 I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
 I'm already on my knees
 I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
 And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
 Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
 Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
 Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
 If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
 For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
 I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
 [bad word] 

 Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
 Nick I ain't never seen an [bad word] like that
 Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
 Doing, doing, doing

 Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
 Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
 I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
 Police saying "freeze"
 Doing doing doing
 What do you mean freeze?
 Geez, I just got my seat
 I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
 Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
 I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
 I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
 And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
 Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
 I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
 Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
 What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
 I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
 And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
 [bad word] 

 Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
 I ain't never seen a butt like that
 Maybe next year I'll say [bad word] and she'll make my pee pee go
 Doing, doing, doing

 The way she moves she dances like a go-go
 In that video she sings get out your bozo
 I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
 Police saying "freeze"
 Doing, doing, doing
 What do you mean freeze?
 [bad word] would be seized and my keys to my ranch
 I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
 Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
 Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
 I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
 On the radio, but I think I did
 Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a [bad word]  Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
 I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
 Get to the chopper, everybody get out
 I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
 [bad word] 

 So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
 I ain't never seen an [bad word] like that
 Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
 Doing, doing, doing

 What the [bad word] is wrong with you? (ha!)