The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica, 
Amy might be dead and Rory's a 
Roman with a gun in his hand, 
Seems like things aren't going as planned 

River's in the TARDIS, 
The TARDIS is on fire, 
She's feeling the heat 
On repeat she'll require 
Someone she can [bad word]  someone with a bow tie, 
But he's been locked up and left to die. 

Oh my Lord, what will they do? 
Seems impossible to get through 
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too, 
Well, I guess this is Doctor Who. 

Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob, 
When the Doctor appears with a mop, 
"Get me out of the Pandorica!" 
"But you're not in the Pandorica." 
"Yes I am, well, yes I was,  [bad word]  but I won't explain it now because..." 
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz 
That man, I can't explain what he does the things he does 

Oh my Lord, don't have a clue, 
These paradozes are hard to [bad word]  
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too, 
Well, I guess this is Doctor Who. 

It's the big bang two, 
And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes. 
Time has gone askew, the universe has too, 
I'll try and explain to you the big bang two. 
The big bang two. 
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The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator, 
Which he used to meet Rory two thousand years later 
When they find Amy after her sleep in the box 
They realize the sun is really the exploding TARDIS 
Doctor saves River from the imitator star 
They swarm and watch his back 
Can't help but point out the obvious 

Oh my God he's wearing a fez! 
Oh my God he's wearing a fez! 
Oh my God he's wearing a fez! 
Oh my God he's wearing a fez! 

Dalek pops up out of nowhere, 
Shoots the Doctor, kills him, quite unfair, 
He jumps back twelve minutes to the stairs, 
He's dead, and everyone despairs. 

Little do they know, the Doctor lies. 
He's not stopping the universe's demise, 
Amy says her last goodbyes, 
The Doctor flies up into the skies. 
The universe is back, it's [bad word]  
But the Doctor's said his final adieu, 
Maybe [bad word] back if she remembers you. 

It's the big bang two, 
And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes. 
Time has been renewed, the universe has too, 
But Amy still can't help but cry. 

There's someone missing, the question's who... 

Then she remembers 
Something old, something new, 
Something borrowed, something blue 

And that's the big bang two. 
I hope it didn't confuse you.