Same Old Song and Dance 
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Get yourself a cooler 
Lay yourself low 
Coincidental minor 
With nothing to show 
Well the judge's constipation 
Will go to his head 
And his wife's aggravation 
He'll soon end up dead 

It's the same old story 
Same old song and dance, my friend 
It's the same old story 
Same old song and dance, my friend 

Gotcha with the cocaine 
They found with your gun 
No smoothy faced laywer 
Will get ya undone 
Say love ain't the same 
On the south side of town 
You could look 
But you ain't gonna find it around 

It's the same old story 
Same old song and dance, my friend 
It's the same old story 
Same old story 
Same old song and dance, my friend 
  
 [bad word] a-knockin' 
Doors start lockin' 
Your old time connection 
Change your direction 
Ain't gonna change it 
Can't rearrange it 
Can't stand the pain 
When it's all the same to you, my friend 

When you're low down and dirty 
From walkin' the street 
With your old hurdy gurdy 
No one to meet 
Said love ain't the same 
On the south side of town 
You could look 
But you ain't gonna find it around 

It's the same old story 
Same old song and dance, my friend 
It's the same old story 
Same old story 
Same old song and dance, my friend