Lyrics: Warning! friendship has been detected!
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FIGHT!

You don't die, you don't live
You don't heal, you don't SUCK
You eat balls, I eat sandvich
You are fat, I am fatter
You are the Scout
I am the Spy
You are not me
I am not you
You are Pyro, I am in [bad word] I am on fire, Rainbows? RAINBOWS?

You were a spy! We all knew that
you are an abomination!
You did fine. Well done us!
You don't die. You don't live.
You don't you don't you don't you don't...
You eat, I eat
You are, I am
The Scout, The Spy
Not me, Not you
Pyro, in [bad word] Rainbows? RAINBOWS?
 [bad word] -

You don't die, you don't live
You don't heal, you don't SUCK
You eat balls, I eat sandvich
You are fat, I am fatter
You are the Scout
I am the Spy
You are not me
I am not you
You are Pyro, I am in [bad word] I am on fire, Rainbows? RAINBOWS?

You were a spy! We all knew that
you are an abomination!
You did fine. Well done us!
You don't die. You don't live.
You don't heal. You don't SUCK.
You eat balls, I eat sandvich.
You are fat, I am fatter.
I am on fire
Rainbows? RAINBOWS?

Seems I am not the only spy
It seems I am not the only spy
It seems I am not the only spy
It seems I am not the only spy
 [bad word] 
Jar-man, oh [bad word] HOLY DOOLEY, you are aweful
BOO, repulsive bushman
Mental defective
Go to [bad word] PIE
GRAVY
You live in a van!

Ah-hem...
After you.

DOMINATE, nice try mate
DOMINATE, stand on the cap!
DOMINATE, I'm the best!
D-DOMINATE, sneak around that!
DOMINATE, what's up doc?
DOMINATE, need some help here!
DOMINATE, DOMINATE, DOMINATE, HAHAHAHA

DOMINATE, lend us a shovel
DOMINATE, killed by the best!
DOMINATE, y'call that snipin'?
DOMINATE, Give 'em a gob full!
DOMINATE, all in a days work
DOMINATE
This is getting embarassing...

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Yippe kaiyae, my friend!
Awh, that's apples mate!
Here's a touching story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. *shot* -misses-
Admirable shot (sarcasm)
Hate to break it to you, but your own team paid me to do that *shot*
EUAAAGH
The end

Spy around here!
Whippah you li-*stab*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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