My [bad word] cost a late night fee
Your [bad word] got the HIV
My [bad word] plays on the double feature screen
Your [bad word] went straight to DVD

My [bad word]  bigger than a bridge
Your [bad word] look like a little kid's
My [bad word]  large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your [bad word] look like you fourteen

My [bad word]  locked in a cage, right
Your [bad word] suffer from stage fright
My [bad word]  so hot, it's stolen
Your [bad word] look like Gary Coleman

My [bad word]  pink and big
Your [bad word] stinks like [bad word] 
My [bad word] got a Caesar do,
Your [bad word] needs a tweezer, dude

My [bad word] is like super size
Your [bad word] look like two fries
My [bad word]  more mass than the Earth
Your [bad word]  half staff, it needs work

My [bad word]  been there done that
Your [bad word] sits there with dunce cap
My [bad word]  V.I.P.
Your [bad word] needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got [bad word] like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got [bad word] like Jesus

My [bad word] need no introduction
Your [bad word] don't even function
My [bad word] served a whole lunch-in
Your [bad word]  it look like a munchkin

My [bad word]  size of a pumpkin
Your [bad word] look like Macaulay Culkin
My [bad word]  good good lovin'
Your [bad word]  good for nothin'

My [bad word] bench pressed 350
Your [bad word] couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My [bad word]  pretty [bad word] skippy
Your [bad word]  hungry as a hippie

My [bad word] don't fit down the chimney
Your [bad word] is like a kid from the Philippines
My [bad word] is like an M16
Your [bad word]  broken vending machine

My [bad word] parts the seas
Your [bad word] farts and [bad word] 
My [bad word] [bad word] in the jungle
Your [bad word] got touched by your uncle

My [bad word] goes to yoga
Your [bad word]  [bad word] roll-up
My [bad word]  grade-beef
Your [bad word]  Mayday geek

My [bad word]  sick and dangerous
Your [bad word]  quick and painless
My [bad word]  'nuff said.
Your [bad word] loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got [bad word] like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got [bad word] like Jesus