The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica 
Amy might be dead and Rory's a 
Roman with a gun inside his hand 
Seems like things aren't going as planned 

River's in the TARDIS 
The TARDIS is on fire 
She's feeling the heat 
On repeat she'll require 
Someone she can [bad word] 
Someone with a bow tie 
But he's been locked up 
And left to die 

Oh my God what will they do 
Seems impossible to get through 
My mind is blown I bet yours is too 
Well I guess this is Doctor Who 

Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob 
When the Doctor appears with a mop 
‘Get me out of the Pandorica’ 
‘But you're not in the Pandorica’ 
‘Yes I am, well, yes I was, [bad word] 
But I won't explain it now because...’ 
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz 
That man, I can't explain why he does the things he does 

Oh my God I don't I don't have a clue 
These paradoxes are hard to [bad word] 
My mind is blown I bet yours is too 
Well I guess this is Doctor Who 

It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review 
What on earth just happened before my eyes 
Time has gone askew the universe has too 
I'll try and explain to you the Big Bang Two 
The Big Bang Two 

The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator 
Which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later 
When they meet Amy after her sleep in the box 

They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS 
Doctor saves River from the imitating star 
This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious 

Oh my God he's wearing a fez 
Oh my God he's wearing a fez 
Oh my God he's wearing a fez 
Oh my God he's wearing a fez 

Dalek pops up out of nowhere 
Shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair 
He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs 
He's dead 
And everyone despairs 

Little do they know the Doctor lies 
He's gone stopping the universe’s demise 
Amy says her last goodbyes 
Doctor flies up into the skies 

The universe is back it's [bad word] 
But the Doctor's said his final adieu 
Maybe [bad word] back if she remembers you 

It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review 
What on earth just happened before my eyes 
Time has been renewed the universe has too 
But Amy still can't help but cry 

Someone's missing, the question's who? 

Then she remembers 
Something old 
Something new 
Something borrowed 
Something blue 

And that's the Big Bang Two 
I hope it didn't confuse you