Brittany with the Cheerios:
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
An O-L-M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan

Brittany:
Old man, why are you starrin' at me?
Mack on me and my friends it's kinda creepy
You should be prowling around the old folks' home (The Cheerios: [bad word] on, dude, (With the Cheerios: leave us alone)
At first we thought that it was kind of ill when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to make a killin'

Brittany with the Cheerios:
Get back to the museum
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
An O-L-M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan

Hey dinosaur, baby you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are, ha
Hey carnivore you want my meat I know it, hey dinosaur
That's what you are

Brittany:
Yeah, you're pretty old, 

The Cheerios:
hahaha

Brittany:
Not long 'til you're a senior citizen
And you can [bad word] around with that y tank of oxygen, ooh
Honey, your toupee is falling to your left side

Brittany with the Cheerios:
Get up and go, bro, oh wait, you're fossilized, ha

Brittany:
You sit down, buy me a martini
Won't go away, my hips aren't sinking

Brittany with the Cheerios:
"Hey," you say, [bad word] with me?"
I'm about to barf, seriously?

D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
An O-L-M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan

That's what you are, ha

Hey dinosaur, baby you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are, ha
Hey carnivore you want my meat I know it, hey dinosaur
That's what you are

Hey dinosaur, baby you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are, ha
Hey carnivore you want my meat I know it, hey dinosaur
That's what you are

D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-that's what you are
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-that's what you are