On a Tuesday afternoon
My mom came in my room
And said, "Get the [bad word] up out of bed,
And get a God [bad word] job."
So I told her
"Hey, hey, [bad word] you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
So I slammed the door in her face!
Don't ever barge in my room
Or I'll kick your [bad word] 
And call the cops
And tell them I am abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in Vail
No one to post your bail
'cause daddy loves me more
He says that you're a

You're worthless,
You're lazy
You're stupid
little overweight
Now gimme 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
little overweight
Now gimme 20 bucks
Now make it 50, bucks
Now Mom writes me letters
I write return to sender, let her
Rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
Sorry Mom, I had to pawn
Your china, silver, and all your jewelry
I had to eat
AND RENT BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!