puh-puh puh puh-puh 

puh-puh puh puh-puh 

You went to school to learn, girl 
Things you never, never knew before 

Like I before except after 

And why two plus two makes four 
Now now now, I'm gonna teach you 
Teach you, teach you 

All about love, dear 
All about love 

Sit yourself down, take a seat 
All you gotta do is repeat after me. 

ABC 
Easy as 
one, two, three 
Or simple as 
Do re mi 
ABC, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl! 
ABC 
Easy as 
one, two, three 
Or simple as 
Do re mi 
ABC, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl! [bad word] on, let me love you just a little bit! [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on. Let me show you what it's all about! 

Reading, writing and arithmetic 
Are the branches of the learning tree 

But without the roots of love every day, girl 

Your education [bad word] 
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you 

Show you, show you 

How to get an A! 

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! 

Spell "me" "you" 
Add the two! 
Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do! 

ABC 
Easy as 
one, two, three 
Or simple as 
Do re mi 
ABC, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl! 
                                                                                                                  ABC                                                                                                             (It's easy)                                                                                            One, two, three                                                                               (It's like counting up to three)                                                             Do re mi                                                                                        (Sing a simple melody)                                                                  That's how easy love can be!                                                              That's how easy love can be!                                                          That's how easy love can be! (Sing a simple melody)                                   One, two, three, you and me 
Sit down, girl! 
I think I love you! 
No! 
Get up, girl! 
Show me what you can do! 

Shake it, shake it, [bad word] on now! 
Shake it, shake it, baby, ooo oooh! 
Shake it shake it, baby, huh! 
one, two, three, baby, oo ooo! 
ABC, baby, nah nah! 
Do re mi, baby, 
That's how easy love can be. 
ABC                                                                                         (It's easy)                                                                                    One, two, three                                                                              (It's like counting up to three)                                                             Do re mi, ABC                                                                                      (Sing a simple melody)                                                                  That's how easy love can be!
Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out                                           [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on. Let me show you what it's all about! 
ABC                                                                                         (It's easy)                                                                                    One, two, three                                                                              (It's like counting up to three)                                                             Do re mi, ABC                                                                                      (Sing a simple melody)