Their Carry's So Fat (How fat is he?)
Their carry's is so fat he's got a midas already
I have no idea how that's possible to get
I don't think the [bad word] creeps have even spawned yet
The sad fact (what?) our carries so [bad word] yeah)
He's got no tangos and there's no turning back
He doesn't respond to my pings or my chat
I told him to look out and he called me a [bad word] 

Their carry's getting free farm, rackin up the lizoots 
Getting fed the kills and upgrading on his bizoots
He's got a desolator with a minute on the clock
He just killed me and an top of all that

Our carry bought a second set of brown boots
Our carry bought a second set of brown boots
Our carry bought a second set of brown boots
Our carry, our carry, our carry

Our carry looks like he's playing with his big fat face
Just smashing his keyboard all over the place
With his mouse stuck somewhere up his big stinky butt
He's just died again and you know what
Their carry came mid and got a kill and [bad word] 
I don't know this guy but he must be a goon
It's no fun, this game was done, minute one
In fact it was over before it begun

Sitting in the top lane, couldn't give a HOOT
Can't say a word because he is a [bad word] MUTE
Thank you Valve for this [bad word] MMR
Please cut my balls off with a power SAW

Our carry bought another set OF BROWN BOOTS 
Our carry bought another set OF BROWN BOOTS
I said Our carry bought another set OF BROWN BOOTS
Our carry, our carry, our carry

I'm thinking about DCing because [bad word] this guy
But I really cannot stand, another week of lo pri
I mean excuse me, matey but I remember 
Seeing you playing league of legends 
back in September
Cos you said dota was too [bad word] hard 
And that the last game left you scarred
Then you said you were better cos you watched some Purge
But you're worse than ever cos your brain is a [bad word] 

Yer Brain, Yer Brain, yer brain is a soup
Their carry is awesome and they're working together as a group
He's got a rapier with only 20 minutes gone,
Now we're being camped in our own [bad word] spawn

Our carry bought a quelling blade AND MORE BOOTS
Our carry bought a quelling blade AND MORE BOOTS
Our carry bought a quelling blade AND MORE BOOTS
Our carry, our carry, our carry

Awwwwww their carries so fat (how fat is he?)
We smoke ganked in the jungle to catch him unawares 
But their carry was ready; I got hit in the heady
And it all went black, I got stuck in his butt crack
I tried to tp but I could not get away
Meanwhile our carry is just farming top lane
Well I say farming but it's really [bad word] plain
THIS GUY [bad word] STINKS

Sitting in the top lane, couldn't give a HIZOOT
Can't say a word because he is a [bad word] MIZUTE
He's the got the dota skills of a Pyrion Flaaaax
Flaaax
Flaaax
Flaaax
Flaaax
They've taken all our towers and now two of our raaaax

Their carries got a RAPIER and an AEGIS
Their carries got a RAPIER and an AEGIS
Their carries got a RRRRRAPIER and an AEEEEEEGIS
Their carry their carry their carry