I'm almost outta school
Life couldn't be sweeter
I just got the chills, MOM TURN ON THE HEATER!
MOM, could you turn on the heater?
After a High School degree, Is my education through? [bad word] No, I got debt to [bad word] 
besides, think about it
I'm graduating in May
Do I wanna work or do I wanna delay?
DELAAAAYYY!!!
I WANT TO DELAAAYYY!!
My guidance counseler asked:
Have you thought of a career?
No, I'll be in school for the next 10 years. [bad word] ME!
High school thoughts about college
I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge!
High school thoughts about college
Once I have a degree, employers have to acknowledge.
Right?
Thats what I hear!
My Counselor asks, "What school are you leaning to."
Haven't thought about it, but I've been meaning to.

If it's next to the beach and the classes are cheap
and I'm able to pass while I'm half asleep
then I'm in.
Any suggestions?  [bad word] College? That's no fun.
unless the girl to guy ratio is 3:1
Then submit my transcripts!
Then submit my transcripts!
Florida state, all my friends go there.
do they offer my major?
Yeah, like I care.
the major doesnt matter, a degree is a degree.
The only one I wanna see is to the Z baby!
get it? EZ?
I can do math and have homework everyday of the week,
or do English, a language I already speak.
So, English! its a no-brainer 
I want no homework, labs, or anything of the kind,
I want an open-book test, I can take online.
If the majors hard, I'll change it
That's called independence.
And if I sleep in, could you sign the attendance?
High school thoughts about college
I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge!
High school thoughts about college
Once I have a degree, I'll know more words that rhyme with college.
'Cause... I got two: Knowledge and acknowledge.
And that's kinda the same word.
So.. English. Definitely English.