It's kind of pathetic
you get all erratic
about dirty dishes 
congesting the sink.

I'm tired of your bothers
remember our fathers
they dwelled in a world
filled [bad word] and stink.

But when all hopes was lost 
someone raise from the dust 
he was handsome and cunning 
his haircut had style. 

Courage was shining in his eyes
as he said [bad word] you guys
mind your own business
I'm off now goodbye. 

Huzzah he's off now goodbye.

1.
Now as it is written
our hero was smitten
and rescued the maiden
from impending doom

On a horse made of steel
evil guys on his heels
he rode with the girl
into dawn's early gloom

She awoke by his kiss
well at least more or less
and the whole part concerning
the uppercut scare

Can be pinned at least to some extent
on her damaged brain implant
anyway in the big picture who's gonna care?

Huzzah, who is gonna care?

2.
Historians would die for
a way to decipher
apparently missing
text passages here

They still found no reasons
why scratches and lesions
related to goal
subsequently appear

But then why should it bother you
for he finally managed to
haul her more or less unharmed
to the rendezvous spot

Without expecting any pay
except for the reward but hey
It's all about the context
so get on with the plot

Huzzah get on with the plot!

3.
Now look at you startled
the brain implant cartridge
has not been swapped which
was all part of the plan

world has been rescued
that he did detest who'd
have guessed I attest you'd
have done just the same

So if you still want to force
me to do stupid chores
like washing the dishes
do the trash and such you'll
just prove that you haven't paid
attention to what I said
the message at core is ... like... erm...
Huzzah... as [bad word] 
Huzzah the [bad word] guys rule!