Me work hard 5 days a week
Sweeping garbage from the [bad word] home not want book to read
Not 'nuff pictures for me see
Sit right down in favourite chair
Wearing only underwear
Favourite night is Saturday night
'Cause me can watch hockey fights
Me Like Hockey!, Me like Hockey!

Me not like pro basketball
'Cause me short and they all tall
Baseball slow like Forest Gump
sept when Robbie spits on ump
Wrestlemania not so great
Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate
TV soccer not that hot
You play bad then you get shot
Me Like Hockey! Me like Hockey!

Swedish players must be geeks
'Cause they still got own real teeth
Not like Finnish players names
What's a Teemu [bad word] worse in history
Got stupid names like Valery
Me like Sergei Federov
Me like him more if head were off
ha! ha! ha!
Me Like Hockey! Me Like Hockey!
Me Like Hockey! We like Hockey!

Please Mr. Linesman let the players
fight (x 4)
Let them Fight! (x 7)
 [bad word] over put game on
Argue then we lay bets down
Got bag of chips and case of Bud
Should last till end of first period
But Yankees they win the World Cup,
Me think they cheat, use glowing puck.
Maybe if we want to win-der,
Maybe we should play in winter!
Me Like Hockey! (x 4)
Yeah!!!!!