you [bad word] [bad word] you have a mustache
you hang around with men
and stare at thier [bad word] 
you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest [bad word] i've ever seen,you play on a softball team

your teams sponsored by a [bad word] bar
and you've got team pride
too bad most of your team
all got a.i.d.s. and died