A) CAPTAIN HOWDY

Oh, it's so nice to see you all
Inside my dreamy little world
And it's so nice to be with all
You lovely little boys and girls

Make [bad word] My place is so devine
Don't you think I'm wonderful?
Say yes! You're on my time

Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy

Don't try to leave, the doors are locked
And only I have got the key
Forget the windows, they're nailed shut
And boarded up so you can't see

You'll love the light show
Oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell
When they go off
You're [bad word] to my living [bad word] 
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy [bad word] here, my sweet!
Let me help you with that
There, that's better

I'm overjoyed at all the games
I'm playing here with you today
But I'm so sad the party's over
And we can no longer play

You think you're going home
To your own little bed
But that's impossible
You can't sleep when you're dead

Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy

B) STREET JUSTICE

It happened in the broad daylight
So unexpected came the knife
child's scream sliced through the air
But no one came or seemed to care, no!

The man's description did little good
local stranger from the neighborhood
Those little kids, oh, he left behind
With their mangled lives and their tortured minds

Since he didn't seem to care
Then don't you think it's only fair

Call for street justice
Let no mercy show
Call for street justice
Don't let him go

The man was caught and brought before a judge
Who had just returned from a three drink lunch
His lawyer screamed: You must set him free!
And off he went on a technicality

Since the law don't seem to care
Then don't you think it's only fair

Call for street justice
Why should parents cry?
Call for street justice
How many have to die?

The mob assembled, smoke filled the air
And marched in anger to do what's fair
To bring to justice this souless thing
And show the others what evil brings

Now before you shake your head
Think if it was your child instead

Call for street justice
Tell me what you'd do
Call for street justice
Pray this isn't [bad word] 
Call for street justice
Why should parents cry?
Call for street justice
How many have to die?

Call for street justice
When slime escapes the law
Call for street justice
We'll even up the score

Call for street justice
Let no mercy show
Call for street justice
Please, don't let him go