Tell me what you heard is new from your neighbourhood bar stool.
Report back what you heard is [bad word] on all the wrong you know I do.
And I hear from my friends that I am on your list again,
It's so sad, you're so sad. Won't you ever just shut up?!

You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You love the dirt.
You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You're the expert.

I see through the schemes you use. Distraction keeps their gaze off you.
You speak with such authority, they'd never know you don't know me.
You feel better and oh so chaste when that [bad word] your way. [bad word] mill, the gossip spills and it never quite grows old.

You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You love the dirt.
You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You're the expert.

Let's hear all the dirt [bad word] on and...
Really make it hurt [bad word] on and...
Let's hear all the dirt [bad word] on and...

Really make it hurt!

You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You love the dirt.
You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You're the expert.