Beards across Australia unite!

If your boss tells you: "You got to shave"
Be brave!
If you lose your job because your Beard's too long
Be strong!
... 'cause you've got fired
Retire.
If you can't retire because you're not old enough
Join us!

Beards across Australia unite!

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If your girlfriend says: "You can't grow no more"
Ignore!
If your woman says to keep it neat
Then cheat
If your wife tells you is's got to go
Say: "No!"
And if she asks you with the any more force
Divorce!

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