She looks as an African queen, 
She eating twelve chapattis and cream, 
She taste as Mongolian lamb,  [bad word] from Aldebaran 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
She like to be married with Yeti, 
He grooving such cooky spaghetti, 
She jumping as Mexican bean, 
To make that her body more thin
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame Mary Jane 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
She catch Patagonian pancakes
With that one and gin party makes 
She having all the ways good contacts, 
She making with apple an(d) contract 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame Mary Jane 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
All together now:
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame Mary Jane 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame, what, what a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame, what a shame 
Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame, what a shame 
Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame 
Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame Mary Jane, Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane, what a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane, what a shame 
She looks as an African queen, she taste as Mongolian lamb 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 
What a shame Mary Jane 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane 
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party 

John: "Let's 'ear it (laughs)...before we get taken aw(ay)"