Good evening ladies and gentlemen
[scratched:] "Let's describe a certain female"
 [bad word]  Snoop] [bad word] will be [bad word] as I smash in the Chevy
It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy [bad word] will be [bad word] as I smash in the Chevy
It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy [bad word] will be [bad word] as I smash in the Chevy
It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy

[Snoop Dogg]
It all goes back, to '85
When I start gettin [bad word] every day of my life
It really didn't matter what the [bad word] look like
I remember one night, after the Sugar Ray fight
Wouldn't you believe it, Dogg like a retriever
I went up in this big fat [bad word] named Treva
She had a best friend with [bad word] named Vanessa
She told me to undress her, yessir
Ain't no pressure, later that semester
She put me down with her homegirl name Tanisha
She was so vicious, lips so luscious
Suck a [bad word] [bad word] and have it shinin like some dishes
Patricia, Patricia, she love the way I stick her
I take her to the movies and now, she eat the [bad word] up
Big bucks, no whammies
I had to meet this white [bad word]  her name was Tammy
She lived in the Valley, she couldn't understand me
But she let me dig out, her homegirl named Brandi
Now Brandi was a cute little thick [bad word] She moved to the hood from the 2-oh-6
She brought some new tricks, flippin them squirrels
And the pearls, and turnin out the neighborhood little girls
Hmm, and I seen that, so I peep the game
So I put her down, bottom [bad word] on my team
And we began makin, breakin [bad word] takin
whatever we want, see she want with the fakin
It's real in the field, no mistakin
And crack the little [bad word]  yeah she Jamaican
Time and time again she would bring me bud
And let me beat it up, listenin to "One Love"
Off some jerk chicken, I got mo' [bad word] Now I'm [bad word] her sister it's gettin real suspicious
But the [bad word] is good, so they won't tell
And now they next door neighbor, Clarissa Bell
She been lookin at me, I think she wanna hit
But I'ma holla back, cause I'm on another [bad word] I'm on some other [bad word]  I got a phone call
From the [bad word] president y'all
He said, "Snoop Dogg, how could I [bad word] a [bad word] and make her suck a [bad word] and not get caught for the [bad word] of it?"
I called and look here, this what you do
Make the First Lady sell a little [bad word] for you
I think he got it, cause he left fast
He left his daughters, and a lot of cash
Well what do ya know, D-O-double-Major pimpin, out in D.C.
And I'm a young pimp, got a lot of growin left
And you's a young hoe with a lot of hoein left
Always keep a hoe in check, blowin us a train wreck
Yeah I might have to go in depth
See every little hoe I met
They're standouts, you know the ones like Yvette
We [bad word] in the car, behind a bar
I shot it in her face and it went "Ahhh"
My homeboy Charles
Went up in his sister, behind the garage
I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick
When y'all was tryin to hump, I was teachin them to suck [bad word] Always tryin to go up in a hoe
Got caught tryin to [bad word] in school they asked me what I did it fo'
You know just what I told her?
I love [bad word]  and this [bad word] is what I showed her
And now they threw me out, now I'm at the pad
I'm at a new school, way cool
New hoes, new script, fresh fish
Walk up in the room and I bust a new [bad word] I'm in some new tail, wanna holla back
But for now let me holla back Impala black
She's a 12th grader, in my science class
And I done seen the [bad word]  yeah boy I'm movin fast
See I was taught by, and I was taught I
better move on somethin fast if I thought I
could claim a dame, or game her brain
Or tame a man, not with the same old game
See on some different stuff, I'm a different cut
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