(Roll up! Roll up for the magical mystery tour!
Step right this way!)

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Roll up (To make a reservation), roll up for the mystery tour
The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away
Waiting to take you away

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The magical mystery tour is hoping to take you away
Hoping to take you away

Mystery trip

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Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (And that's an invitation), roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (To make a reservation), roll up for the mystery tour
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The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away
Dying to take you away, take you today