driving 'round arkansas
looking for what i thought i saw
not sure where to go
hunting for that ufo
patience is getting thin
looking for the alien
i believe the [bad word] is out there
i must be diligent and stay aware
oh no alien tapping on my shoulder

 [bad word] 
i wish i was fox mulder
i wish i was fox mulder
i wish i was fox mulder
i wish i was fox mulder

i'm suspicious of freaks and geeks
it is only the [bad word] that i seek
i've heard of monsters with a taste for human flesh
before i find them, i hope they eat john tesch
i want to be as paranoid as he
but i can't even spell conspiracy
i believe the [bad word] is out there
i must be diligent and stay aware
oh no alien tapping on my shoulder

i mumble, he mumbles
i have a sister, he had one too
i have a son, he has gillian anderson

i don't have millions of fans
and phillip morris is my smoking man
my boss isn't as cool as skinner
my friends think i drink too much liquor
people realize he's filling a void
my family just gets annoyed
i believe the [bad word] is out there
i must be diligent and stay aware
oh no alien tapping on my shoulder

driving 'round arkansas
looking for what i thought i saw
not sure where to go
hunting for that ufo
patience is getting thin
looking for the alien
i believe the [bad word] is out there
i must be diligent and stay aware
oh no alien tapping on my shoulder

i wish i was fox mulder