Your honour please,
Gotta believe what I say,
What I will tell,
Happened just the other day. 

I must confess,
Cause I've had about enough,
I need your help,
Gotta make this here thing stop. 

Baby I swear I'll tell the [bad word] 
About all the things you used to do,
And if you thought you had me fooled.
I'm telling you now, objection [bad word]  

Here we go,
Oh baby. 

One for the money and the, free rides,
It's two for the lie that you, denied,
All rise, All rise. 

Three for the calls that you've, been making,
It's four all the times you've been faking,
All rise, All rise. 

I'm gonna tell it to your face,
I rest my case. 

You're on the stand,
With your back against the wall,
Nowhere [bad word] 
And nobody you can call. 

I just can't wait,
Now the case is open wide,
You'll try to pray,
But the jury will decide. 

Baby I swear I'll tell the [bad word] 
About all the things you used to do,
And if you thought you had me fooled,
I'm telling you now, objection [bad word] 
Oh baby. 

One for the money and the, free rides,
It's two for the lie that you, denied,
All rise, All rise. 

Three for the calls that you've, been making,
It's four all the times you've been faking,
All rise, All rise. 

I'm gonna tell it to your face,
I rest my case. 

So step back,
Cos you don't know this cat.
I know deep down that,
You don't want me to react. 
I'll lay low,
Leaving all my options open,
The decision of the jury,
Has not been spoken.

Step in my house,
You find that your stuff has gone,
But in reality,
To whom does the stuff belong.
I bring you into court,
To preach my order,
Any you know that,
You overstepped the border. 

One for the money and the, free rides,
It's two for the lie that you, denied,
All rise, All rise.
Three for the calls that you've, been making,
It's four all the times you've been faking,
All rise, All rise. 

What you say,
Games you play,
What you've done.

What you say,
Games you play,
What you've done,
When you're gone 

One for the money and the, free rides,
It's two for the lie that you, denied,
All rise, All rise. 
Three for the calls that you've, been making,
It's four all the times you've been faking,
All rise, All rise.
I rest my case