Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell.
I got gym class in half an hour
And oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks.
But she doesn't know who I am.
And she doesn't give a [bad word] about me

Cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby...with me

Her boyfriend's a [bad word] He brings a gun to school
He'd simply kick my [bad word] if he knew
the [bad word] 
He lives on my block
And he drives an I.R.O.C.
And he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a [bad word] about me

‘Cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby...with me.
Ooh yeah...dirtbag.
No she doesn't know what she's missin'.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely lo and
behold
She's walkin' over to me this must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am?
Why does she give a [bad word] about me?
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. [bad word] with me Friday, don't say maybe.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby...like you.

Ooh yeah...dirtbag.
No she doesn't know what she's missin'