Verse 1: 

L: I'm Trixie [bad word] to the show
Got Magic tricks so here we go
We're gonna have some fun
hold on to your hats

T: We don't care who you are anymore
Just pack your things go out the door
You claim that you're performing
Don't make us laugh

L: I have something more

T: We've seen it before

L: It's much more special

T: We'd rather be in [bad word] 
L: It might be the same act
be patient you'll see
You can call it fake
but this is real magic...

real magic...

Verse 2:

L: Look as I make stuff levitate
Making a rope act like a snake
and of course the famous
bunny from a hat!

Got magic cards
And so much more
I even brought fireworks
For all of you to watch and enjoy

T: Who cares about that
It's all the same thing
All the same tricks
We've seen before

L: It might be the same act
be patient you'll see
You can call it fake
but this is real magic...

real magic...

Verse 3:

T: Why do you still want to perform?
We tried to tell you all along
That this act is old
You have to face that!

L: I heard it, what you all have said
But I don't think I should be mad
the most important thing
is to enjoy what you do!

T: But it doesn't make sense

L: It doesn't change a thing

T: Even if we say it's bad

L: I'm still performing!

T: It might be the same act
L: be patient you'll see
T+L:you can call it fake
but this is real magic...

real magic...