It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two [bad word]  presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two [bad word]  presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my [bad word] I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven [bad word]  hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven [bad word]  hotdogs
and he [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] his pants.
He's always [bad word]  [bad word]  his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my [bad word] I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again