Today I don't feel like doing anything
 I just wanna lay in my bed
 Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
 So leave a message at the tone
 Cus today I swear 
 I'm not doing anything

 I'm gonna kick my feet up 
 And stare at the fan
 Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
 Nobodys gon' tell me I can't

 I'll be lounging on the couch 
 Just chillin in my Snuggie
 Click to MTV so they can 
 Teach me how to dougie
 Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man

 Oh yes I said it, I said it
 I said it cause I can

 [bad word] ]
 Today I don't feel like doing anything
 I just wanna lay in my bed
 Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
 So leave a message at the tone
 Cus today I swear 
 I'm not doing anything
 Nothing at all, nothing at all

 Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
 Find a really nice girl 
 Have some really nice 
 And she's gonna sream out
 'This is great' 
 (Oh my god, this is great)

 Yeah, I might mess around 
 And get my college degree
 I bet my old man would be so proud of me
 But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

 Oh yes I said it, I said it
 I said it cause I can

 [bad word] ]
 Today I don't feel like doing anything
 I just wanna lay in my bed
 Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
 So leave a message at the tone
 Cus today I swear 
 I'm not doing anything

 No I ain't [bad word] my hair
 Cus I ain't going anywhere
 No No No No No No No No No

 I'll just [bad word] in my birthday suit
 And let everything hang loose
 Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

 [bad word] ]
 Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
 I just wanna lay in my bed
 Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
 So leave a message at the tone
 Cus today I swear 
 I'm not doing anything

 Nothing at all 
 Nothing at all 
 Nothing at all