lyrics
    I Suck At Call Of Duty

    I suck... you suck
    I suck at Call Of Duty

    I try [bad word] and gun yeah, MP5 or UMP
    But every corner that I turn, somebody's shankin' me
    I switch over to Noob-tube, RPG and Semtex class
    But spend most of the game exploding my own stupid [bad word] 
    They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
    My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
    [YOU SUCK!]
    I suck at Call Of Duty!

    [YOU SUCK]

    I watch videos by Blame [bad word]  Thunder, Hutch, Seananners too
    I get myself all psyched up thinkin' 'I can do that too!'
    I get online and my excitement turns into dismay
    I rage and swear as 10th prestiges kick my [bad word] all day

    They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
    My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
    [YOU SUCK!]
    I suck at Call Of Duty!

    Even when I think I'm in the zone
    Still get sniped on Overgrown
    No Scope, Quick-Scope - not a clue
    Dyin's all I ever do, yeah

    I certainly ain't Grizz

    I try camping in a corner with a claymore and my rangers
    But my hands start shakin' and my brain starts achin' at the very first sign of danger
    I can Noob-Tube, tac-knife, M16-Red-Dot it's all the same
    I'll still go minus 50 kills in every freakin game!

    They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
    My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
    [YOU SUCK!]
    I suck at Call Of Duty!
    [There's no hope for me]
    I suck at Call Of Duty!
    [Can't even get a UAV]