Out from St. Louie, I wasn't choosy
 I just wanted to get back on the road
 I hitched in cars, and worked in bars
 Lookin' for a place to lay down my load
 I met a lady, a shady lady
 And someone told her I was all on my own
 She poured a beer and said "When I'm finished here
 Hang around 'cause I'm taking you home

 Don't worry I'll treat you all right
 Don't worry you can stay all night"
 And I thought it was any easy ride
 But I didn't know where I was till I got inside

 She said "Okay sonny, give me your money
 And don't start any foolin' around"
 I said "What?" I said "What
 Don't you think you're turning me upside down"
 She said "I don't care, I've been everywhere
 And I've not been lookin' for you
 But I'll take you in and give you a spin
 You'll know some tricks by the time we get through"

 Shady lady, you want it all your own way
 Shady lady, you won't let go of your prey
 Shady lady, eat me up and spit me out
 But let's get started now I know what you're talkin' about

 Now in the morning, as day was dawning
 Shady asked me if I'd stay there awhile
 I said "Stay? baby no way"
 But I couldn't keep myself from a smile
 I said "Now no bye-bye's, go in and dry your eyes
 That ain't [bad word]  for a lady like you
 Why not be smart, and give your life another start
 But take care now whatever you do"

 Shady lady I'm on my way
 Shady lady we'll meet again one day
 And don't worry 'cause when we do
 I'm gonna make sure that there ain't very much left of you

 I gotta get out!