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Roll up for the mystery tour

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is waiting to take you away
Waiting to take you away

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is hoping to take you away
Hoping to take you away

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Roll up
Roll up for the mystery tour
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Roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (and that's an invitation)
Roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (to make a reservation)
Roll up for the mystery tour

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The magical mystery tour
is dying to take you away

Dying to take you away
Take you today